Chat in English (英語で雑談） Part 194

1 ：GOD：2015/08/14(金) 17:38:12.15 ID:P19sFDWe.net

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649 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/05(土) 17:33:19.91 ID:6IZ9wDfj.net

i dont understand english

i cant speak english

but im tilthy with money

therefore it is not necessary to study english

what are you jealous?

650 ：occult mania：2015/09/05(土) 20:10:56.10 ID:4YHVyyQp.net

hi all

time traveller has come
he is future japanese . but in future, all japanese speak englihs.

plz join this thred at ocult board

http://hayabusa6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/occult/1441366631/
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651 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/05(土) 20:29:24.95 ID:4YHVyyQp.net

why future japanse people speak not japanse but english ?


future japanese BOY answered that

" because of ACTA and TPP.
now america is not so strong country about economy.
and not only america but many other countries want Japanese to speak in English. "

652 ：【スパーキー（�C ＾ヮ＾）】 ◆FCr.DTJy2k ：2015/09/05(土) 21:18:01.55 ID:uL/22tpU!.net

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww crazy

653 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/05(土) 21:45:18.92 ID:eZ9BveFo.net

I got 6 odens from seven eleven. This time, they came with 柚子胡椒 and miso and Japanese mastered.

The combination of 柚子胡椒 and oden is amazing!

654 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 05:47:01.23 ID:LiGgXChB.net

America thinks the most 貿易障壁 of Japan is Japanese clulture itself.
Japan can protect own 市場 thanks to it.
Japan can save money or technique backed by it.
America think if Japanese culture is destroyed by TPP they can control Japanese society.
TPP is very shit.

655 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/06(日) 12:21:33.96 ID:uQy6PbMh.net

The Japanese government has called on the US government to make an effort to expand world trade and override the protectionist trend.

656 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 12:59:53.74 ID:P6cCq7ot.net

this place in japan

your speak in japanese

there is not the meaning even it i study english

657 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 17:15:12.95 ID:xRXyZPy/.net

I'm at コメダ coffee now.
I love a caramel coffee jelly thing here. If you have コメダ coffee near your place, you should try it out!!!

658 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 17:16:01.31 ID:xRXyZPy/.net

It's pouring down outside...

Such a shame because today's Sunday...

659 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 17:41:38.62 ID:9ZW2X4iR.net

About 10 years ago I used to think that people in coffee shops like Starbucks do some work with their laptops are snobbish type.

But I realized that I'm one of those people now sipping some drink with MacBook.

660 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 17:42:43.72 ID:9ZW2X4iR.net

Omg! Will you guys buy the new iPhone?!

661 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 20:42:17.97 ID:NKiHSGJb.net

I like cheap, obsolete products and making the best use of it.

662 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/06(日) 20:56:54.62 ID:dD9LBfi4.net

Apple Computer Co. has developed a high technological watch - a wristwatch with a built-in picture screen, which is very popular among youngsters in the world.

663 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/06(日) 21:41:14.52 ID:dD9LBfi4.net

It is a matter of course that the winner of the ruling party's presidential election becomes the next prime minister by virtue of its majority strength in Parliament.

664 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 22:04:21.30 ID:b5Hbm3Cy.net

You guys watched baseball?
I feel really sorry Japan team lost the final game against U.S. for their fist title ever in the cup.
They could've won the game if they could've kept more calm and tried not to make careless mistakes.

Anyway, I would like to say my hearty thanks to Japan team for the exciting game tonight and hope they enjoy the rest of their high school life.

665 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 22:06:36.15 ID:wkIy618b.net

I'm not interested in baseball. I even don't know the rules lol

666 ：anonymous：2015/09/06(日) 23:02:02.74 ID:7OtgqngV!.net

>>660
I think Samsung phones are better. The software is less restrictive.
Besides, Samsung is usually less expensive.

667 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 23:19:18.08 ID:wkIy618b.net

>>666
Ugh Samsung? That's Korean. It's just out of the question.
It doesn't matter if it's better or anything.

IT IS FREAKING KOREAN!

668 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 23:35:37.14 ID:Ay7f+j8f.net

but you know, Mac devices are filled with samsung parts...

669 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/06(日) 23:41:51.82 ID:wkIy618b.net

I know. But I don't want to use Korean brands. That's all.

Also I can't use other brands but iPhone. Because I've been using iPhone for a very long time.
Right now I'm typing this using iPhone too.

670 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 00:36:30.41 ID:/6+3Qvg5.net

>>666
I totally agree. Galaxy series are commonly affordable compared to Xperia, iPhone but the peformance is competitive or sometimes be superior.

671 ：オランダ人：2015/09/07(月) 01:11:59.35 ID:aqYuNkD+!.net

I don't like all the bloatware that comes with Samsung devices.

672 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 01:14:55.73 ID:/6+3Qvg5.net

what made you think so?

673 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 02:12:09.25 ID:VPg2Cyk5.net

midnight at the oasis

674 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 04:21:02.24 ID:+T+Ov0WJ.net

コメダ has already been a Korean company.

675 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 04:27:34.73 ID:+T+Ov0WJ.net

Samusung is like a government enterprise.
Korea has been making use of Japan just as if Japna and Korea were J-K Economic Community.
Japanese don't buy Korean products.
They are enemy.

676 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 13:34:49.67 ID:c+xdftaQ.net

By the way, I have a friend that he has weak bowel.
One day, he played with cellphone, sitting on toilet seat as always.
Suddenly, something hit his back of head.That was a toilet roll.
He thought someone threw in it from on door of toilet room, and it bounced off back wall.
Then, next roll hit his cellphone and his cellphone fell into toilet.
"What!? Oh,my god!! Shit!!" He shouted.
He said his cellphone drenched with his shit.

In fact, someone that threw in toilet roll was me;)

677 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/07(月) 13:35:01.45 ID:CpPxWZkR.net

Recently, the Tokyo Stock Exchange was dampened because China's economy is staggering and the Federal Reserve Bureau will raise the official discount rate.

678 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 14:24:32.90 ID:MrWEfmRN.net

>>676
Of course you bought a new phone for him right?

679 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 16:20:31.49 ID:c+xdftaQ.net

>>678
No.He doesn't know I did it.How stupid.

680 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 16:43:18.29 ID:sNflyoAa.net

>>679
Omg. I'm sorry but you are so fucker.

681 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 17:01:13.30 ID:c+xdftaQ.net

>>680
Thanks for your praise.

682 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 21:56:42.94 ID:BMBKNzLH.net

>>671
You are a smart Dutch. You will be rewarded in your next life.

683 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 22:54:14.25 ID:BMBKNzLH.net

There are so many miserable people in the world who spend their hard-earned money on
some miseryware like Samsung. Such spiritual poverty.

684 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 23:24:08.57 ID:/6+3Qvg5.net

I think the most miserable people is someone who can not evaluate the function properly/fairly interferred by many prejudices.
but thanks to such people, we can buy high profile devices by afforable price in a sense.

685 ：臭い米国人：2015/09/08(火) 02:25:09.41 ID:9WhKhbt1!.net

Today, Monday, is a national holiday in the US. It is Labor day.
A day in which we remember the struggles of the earlier generations to obtaining fair labor laws...
...by taking the day off and grilling outside.

686 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 07:23:28.07 ID:AXXn0K0q.net

What? Grilling outside?
How can you do such a thing?
You must stay at home all day and pray to God for their happiness in heaven.

687 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 08:09:57.20 ID:upQYRefZ.net

Are there still any people in America who pray before eating?

688 ：anonymous：2015/09/08(火) 09:50:01.10 ID:A9kc31iI!.net

Yes, mostly in the south.

689 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 10:39:48.55 ID:JfuQCC+z.net

Eww that's disgusting. There is no such thing God lol

690 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 10:48:05.63 ID:e7XcTaXW.net

if I remember correctly, there was a person in this thread who calls him/herself God.

691 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 10:52:22.28 ID:sGlL0uF8.net

By the way, I have a friend that has weak bowel.
One day, he had a great stomachache on the way home.
But his house was far away.He prayed to God.
Then, he found a restaurant.
He ran in the restaurant and went to toilet like gale.
He released Satan.He appreciated God and tried to fall the Satan to the hell.

But the Satan didn't move.He damned God.
But he was used to remove excrement for his a lot of experiences.
He used a plunger like Excalibur.

The Satan didn't move.
So he gave it up.He went to home leaving the Satan in toilet of restaurant.

This is a terrorism, isn't it?

692 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 10:57:35.30 ID:RrSx8B28.net

Chinese ships were spotted proceeding in Japan's territorial waters, investing deep sea resources.
Japanese politicians charged that such steps are detrimental to China itself.

693 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 11:17:49.43 ID:AXXn0K0q.net

I have a doubt about your story.
That's because normally, when you have a stomachache, the Satan becomes watery, not solid at all.
So you can easily flush it away with water

694 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 11:41:49.56 ID:RrSx8B28.net

The female politician has given up the idea of running for the LDP's presidential election although the public support for the incumbent president who serves concurrently as Prime Minister is waning.

695 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 12:34:31.95 ID:sGlL0uF8.net

>>693
He was not diarrhea. He has constipation.
Satan was gathered in him.

696 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 13:20:25.10 ID:RrSx8B28.net

European nations charge that Germany actively serves to accept the Syrian refugees because other nations do not have enough space to accommodate the refugees and do not want to allot the budget for accepting refugees.

697 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 16:03:15.59 ID:RrSx8B28.net

The actress who was living in a condominium in Tokyo was choked to death by an anonymous person. But the murder suspect is still at large, although police chased the suspect frantically.
Police found the suspect's DNA.
DNA, a complex compound occurring in all living cells, is considered to be linked with heredity.

698 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 16:24:30.37 ID:JfuQCC+z.net

I want a big Latin cock right now.

699 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 16:52:07.84 ID:s/YeX73T.net

I can't make out what my private English teacher says.
He is a native American.
So I can't apply myself to the teacher's speeking speed.
I think it's so sad.
First of all, what should I do to overcome it?

700 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 17:00:44.40 ID:JfuQCC+z.net

I wanna be facefucked by 2 big cocks.

701 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 19:01:55.30 ID:RrSx8B28.net

Since the early 1990s, the Japanese government has sent SDF personnel to the war-torn districts in various parts of the world to take part in the UN peacekeeping operations.
Chinese and South Korean officials and newspapers have labelled some Japanese politicians, scholars and officials as elements striving to revive militarism.

702 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 19:41:51.05 ID:9+k41jDs.net

>>699
how about asking him to speak more slowly?
"excuse me sir, but can you please speak more slowly? i can't make out what you are talking about.
i can't keep up with your speach rate" etc etc etc

703 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 19:50:53.37 ID:MkghbyKy.net

I say "Japanese de OK."

704 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 20:40:08.09 ID:s/YeX73T.net

>>702
Thanks lots!
I will dare to ask him so.
In fact, my teacher was recently changed from British style to American style.
It is reratively easy for me to listen to the former.
So, I maybe confused.
I will do my best.

705 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 21:42:52.57 ID:iywq0h52.net

The Danger walk to you very slowly with ugly smile.
That is release for smell like a death and tax of money. you know.
Your nose was knocked out by it but don't know it because we are the dead already.
Why all people don't look at it ? because we has eye was closed by alive of self already. you know.

706 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 22:20:52.06 ID:07GMrWGj.net

I heard someone in America recieved penis enlargement from a quack doctor
and got his penis destroyed. Misery like this needs to end.

707 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 22:42:17.98 ID:07GMrWGj.net

I heard this from smart people. If you run really fast (like near the speed of light), your penis
becomes shorter. This means that if you run really slow (like 1/1000000 of the speed of a snail),
your penis becomes longer. We could use this alien physics to end the aforementioned misery.

708 ：Dreas：2015/09/08(火) 23:52:36.52 ID:YQ1mJCc6!.net

Bad news lads, windows 10 isn't compatible
With applocale. that may not sound like
Much but it changes the way Japanese
Characters are shown so this website may
Crash if the coders try to modernize.

709 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 23:58:09.55 ID:upQYRefZ.net

I have no idea what you're talking about.

710 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 23:59:07.59 ID:upQYRefZ.net

I'm gonna hit the sack.

711 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 00:19:43.08 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

Microsoft Co.'s stand betrays many users' trust in the world that Windows 10 will be compatible with software applications of Windows 7 & 8.

712 ：Dreas：2015/09/09(水) 02:58:56.41 ID:fFbm/MK/!.net

>>709

Computers use applocale to display kanji.
Applocale doesn't work on windows 10.
This website is therefore no longer supported by windows until applocale
Is fixed.

713 ：anonymous：2015/09/09(水) 03:29:29.06 ID:2cLcdkR5!.net

I'm on windows 10 and I can still see Kanji.

714 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 03:44:15.63 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

The artillery duel took place in the border area between North and South Korea.
After the incident, a relative lull seems to be continued between the two countries.

715 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 08:04:37.35 ID:xvYutjJ7.net

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lemonade 100yen/l (+tax)
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716 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 08:06:02.24 ID:xvYutjJ7.net

missed

SPECIAL SALE
lemonade 100yen/l (+tax)
http://lemonparty.org

717 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 11:09:38.47 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

The typhoon No.18, packing strong winds and torrential rain, is likely to run through Aichi Prefecture and its vicinity.
Road and railway traffic in this area will be seriously disrupted by the typhoon.

718 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 13:00:43.19 ID:3m794pVg.net

By the way, I have a friend that has weak bowel.
One day he drove car, tolerating stomachache.
To get home early, he did a speeding offence.
A policeman stopped him and said.
"Please show your license."
The friend said. "Ah...I have...a bomb..."
The policeman said "Ha? What are you..."
Next moment, friend's bomb bursted with watery sounds.

719 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 13:06:17.87 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

It is said that Prime Minister is liable to way to hawkish demands from the United States.
The United States has called on the Japanese government to shoulder more of the defense burden to fit the changing world situation.

720 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 13:53:25.57 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

I am suffering from diabetes. One day, I fell forward and broke the right wrist because of low blood sugar. Now I am in a hospital for the operation. It is a little difficult for me to type sentences.

721 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 14:34:18.38 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

Germany called on European industrialized nations' leaders to work out measures to help ease the hardships of Syrian refugees.

722 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 16:38:22.53 ID:VXnwwc7C.net

I'm at Starbucks now. Today this stupid bitch my drink made forgot putting ice cubes fuck

723 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 16:52:50.36 ID:IBV97l4F.net

Did you know?

A person performing "Sutaba de Makku"(act of using a Mac laptop at Starbucks)
is seen as a "Isiki takai kei"(highly conscious people, often used ironically.)

724 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 16:59:09.68 ID:mnj4wR3A.net

>>716
prime minister Abe is in the photo?

725 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 17:01:50.73 ID:zjjSTnlC.net

Japanese must not take in refugees.

726 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 17:07:28.48 ID:VXnwwc7C.net

>>723
Oh I didn't know that. So many that kin of people at cafe in general. They are just acting. That's new.

727 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 19:45:09.31 ID:mnj4wR3A.net

"Sutaba de Makku"
I imagined a person who eats a mcdonald's meal at starbucks without permission.

728 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 19:58:01.22 ID:t+Tqcl7B.net

Ishiki takai-kei people can be seen recently all over Japan.
But is it just me or they look so "itai" people?!

729 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 20:17:45.03 ID:Zn2LmTkh.net

I'm not good at being friends with those who do such a behavior.
But, it maybe my selfish opinion.

730 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 20:22:05.00 ID:t+Tqcl7B.net

What behavior? Tapping laptops with a smug face at Starbucks?

731 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 21:31:41.63 ID:1xAKYYAk!.net

>>713

I mean within the site's coding

732 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 23:06:10.04 ID:7i9tdy0p!.net

I have about 300 porn doujins, 60 different manga series, 30 anime series
and about 15 visual novels and eroges currently on my computer all downloaded for FREE.
Jealous?

733 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 23:08:38.12 ID:7i9tdy0p!.net

Oh, and Xenoblade Chronicles too, but I'll probably never get around to playing it lol

734 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 23:16:23.55 ID:t+Tqcl7B.net

You're hentai!

735 ：anonymous：2015/09/09(水) 23:44:05.65 ID:2cLcdkR5!.net

I agree. The rest of that porn is just fine but Xenoblade is too damn far, freak.

736 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/10(木) 03:35:15.92 ID:s7w7W49l.net

Most world leaders, and those of Japan in particular, are deeply concerned over a gloomy atmosphere on the Korean peninsula.

737 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/10(木) 15:53:49.61 ID:xHf8QtyU.net

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COgm_abUcAADiAt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/L3vF855.gif

eastern japan was attacked by super heavy rain, resulted in flooding a river and being submerged.
it reminds us 3.11 tsunami incident at 2011.
seems like bad things should be happened around the 11th.

http://22.snpht.org/150910153338.jpg
and also a poor cat was flushed away...

738 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/10(木) 16:48:22.60 ID:typbrJ0o.net

Torrential rain caused by the typhoon inundated the land for housing and submerged dozens of houses near the river in Ibaraki Prefecture,

739 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/10(木) 17:40:36.08 ID:typbrJ0o.net

A North Korean official complained that the United States is impeding the reunification of Korea.
So, the United States is promoting a military alliance among Japan, South Korea and the United States.
He said the United States has adopted a hostile policy toward Pyongyang.

740 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/10(木) 18:38:09.23 ID:typbrJ0o.net

Some experts said that the electric power company and the government showed no inclination to try and learn from the Soviet nuclear accident in 1986, causing the disaster at a nuclear power plant in Fukushima.

741 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/10(木) 18:42:09.09 ID:UlNgIFLB.net

I'm horny now.

742 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/10(木) 22:48:04.35 ID:UlNgIFLB.net

Awwww

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743 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 00:48:05.24 ID:YAqkeIVu.net

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744 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:16:11.01 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

I can't sleep. What I need now is someone I can cuddle with.

745 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:17:11.80 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

But I'm forever alone. So that won't happen.

746 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:18:44.45 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

And I'll die miserably in a small apartment. Alone.

747 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:20:15.52 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

But no one will care. Even my family won't give a shit. But that's the way it is.

748 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:23:00.04 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

I have to learn to accept that life just is what it is. It just is what it is.

749 ：anonymous：2015/09/11(金) 01:26:16.20 ID:jq1kqv1x!.net

Have you thought about fixing your life instead of being satisfied with something you hate?