Chat in English (英語で雑談） Part 194

1 ：GOD：2015/08/14(金) 17:38:12.15 ID:P19sFDWe.net

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679 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 16:20:31.49 ID:c+xdftaQ.net

>>678
No.He doesn't know I did it.How stupid.

680 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 16:43:18.29 ID:sNflyoAa.net

>>679
Omg. I'm sorry but you are so fucker.

681 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 17:01:13.30 ID:c+xdftaQ.net

>>680
Thanks for your praise.

682 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 21:56:42.94 ID:BMBKNzLH.net

>>671
You are a smart Dutch. You will be rewarded in your next life.

683 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 22:54:14.25 ID:BMBKNzLH.net

There are so many miserable people in the world who spend their hard-earned money on
some miseryware like Samsung. Such spiritual poverty.

684 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/07(月) 23:24:08.57 ID:/6+3Qvg5.net

I think the most miserable people is someone who can not evaluate the function properly/fairly interferred by many prejudices.
but thanks to such people, we can buy high profile devices by afforable price in a sense.

685 ：臭い米国人：2015/09/08(火) 02:25:09.41 ID:9WhKhbt1!.net

Today, Monday, is a national holiday in the US. It is Labor day.
A day in which we remember the struggles of the earlier generations to obtaining fair labor laws...
...by taking the day off and grilling outside.

686 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 07:23:28.07 ID:AXXn0K0q.net

What? Grilling outside?
How can you do such a thing?
You must stay at home all day and pray to God for their happiness in heaven.

687 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 08:09:57.20 ID:upQYRefZ.net

Are there still any people in America who pray before eating?

688 ：anonymous：2015/09/08(火) 09:50:01.10 ID:A9kc31iI!.net

Yes, mostly in the south.

689 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 10:39:48.55 ID:JfuQCC+z.net

Eww that's disgusting. There is no such thing God lol

690 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 10:48:05.63 ID:e7XcTaXW.net

if I remember correctly, there was a person in this thread who calls him/herself God.

691 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 10:52:22.28 ID:sGlL0uF8.net

By the way, I have a friend that has weak bowel.
One day, he had a great stomachache on the way home.
But his house was far away.He prayed to God.
Then, he found a restaurant.
He ran in the restaurant and went to toilet like gale.
He released Satan.He appreciated God and tried to fall the Satan to the hell.

But the Satan didn't move.He damned God.
But he was used to remove excrement for his a lot of experiences.
He used a plunger like Excalibur.

The Satan didn't move.
So he gave it up.He went to home leaving the Satan in toilet of restaurant.

This is a terrorism, isn't it?

692 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 10:57:35.30 ID:RrSx8B28.net

Chinese ships were spotted proceeding in Japan's territorial waters, investing deep sea resources.
Japanese politicians charged that such steps are detrimental to China itself.

693 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 11:17:49.43 ID:AXXn0K0q.net

I have a doubt about your story.
That's because normally, when you have a stomachache, the Satan becomes watery, not solid at all.
So you can easily flush it away with water

694 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 11:41:49.56 ID:RrSx8B28.net

The female politician has given up the idea of running for the LDP's presidential election although the public support for the incumbent president who serves concurrently as Prime Minister is waning.

695 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 12:34:31.95 ID:sGlL0uF8.net

>>693
He was not diarrhea. He has constipation.
Satan was gathered in him.

696 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 13:20:25.10 ID:RrSx8B28.net

European nations charge that Germany actively serves to accept the Syrian refugees because other nations do not have enough space to accommodate the refugees and do not want to allot the budget for accepting refugees.

697 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 16:03:15.59 ID:RrSx8B28.net

The actress who was living in a condominium in Tokyo was choked to death by an anonymous person. But the murder suspect is still at large, although police chased the suspect frantically.
Police found the suspect's DNA.
DNA, a complex compound occurring in all living cells, is considered to be linked with heredity.

698 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 16:24:30.37 ID:JfuQCC+z.net

I want a big Latin cock right now.

699 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 16:52:07.84 ID:s/YeX73T.net

I can't make out what my private English teacher says.
He is a native American.
So I can't apply myself to the teacher's speeking speed.
I think it's so sad.
First of all, what should I do to overcome it?

700 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 17:00:44.40 ID:JfuQCC+z.net

I wanna be facefucked by 2 big cocks.

701 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/08(火) 19:01:55.30 ID:RrSx8B28.net

Since the early 1990s, the Japanese government has sent SDF personnel to the war-torn districts in various parts of the world to take part in the UN peacekeeping operations.
Chinese and South Korean officials and newspapers have labelled some Japanese politicians, scholars and officials as elements striving to revive militarism.

702 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 19:41:51.05 ID:9+k41jDs.net

>>699
how about asking him to speak more slowly?
"excuse me sir, but can you please speak more slowly? i can't make out what you are talking about.
i can't keep up with your speach rate" etc etc etc

703 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 19:50:53.37 ID:MkghbyKy.net

I say "Japanese de OK."

704 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 20:40:08.09 ID:s/YeX73T.net

>>702
Thanks lots!
I will dare to ask him so.
In fact, my teacher was recently changed from British style to American style.
It is reratively easy for me to listen to the former.
So, I maybe confused.
I will do my best.

705 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 21:42:52.57 ID:iywq0h52.net

The Danger walk to you very slowly with ugly smile.
That is release for smell like a death and tax of money. you know.
Your nose was knocked out by it but don't know it because we are the dead already.
Why all people don't look at it ? because we has eye was closed by alive of self already. you know.

706 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 22:20:52.06 ID:07GMrWGj.net

I heard someone in America recieved penis enlargement from a quack doctor
and got his penis destroyed. Misery like this needs to end.

707 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 22:42:17.98 ID:07GMrWGj.net

I heard this from smart people. If you run really fast (like near the speed of light), your penis
becomes shorter. This means that if you run really slow (like 1/1000000 of the speed of a snail),
your penis becomes longer. We could use this alien physics to end the aforementioned misery.

708 ：Dreas：2015/09/08(火) 23:52:36.52 ID:YQ1mJCc6!.net

Bad news lads, windows 10 isn't compatible
With applocale. that may not sound like
Much but it changes the way Japanese
Characters are shown so this website may
Crash if the coders try to modernize.

709 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 23:58:09.55 ID:upQYRefZ.net

I have no idea what you're talking about.

710 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/08(火) 23:59:07.59 ID:upQYRefZ.net

I'm gonna hit the sack.

711 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 00:19:43.08 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

Microsoft Co.'s stand betrays many users' trust in the world that Windows 10 will be compatible with software applications of Windows 7 & 8.

712 ：Dreas：2015/09/09(水) 02:58:56.41 ID:fFbm/MK/!.net

>>709

Computers use applocale to display kanji.
Applocale doesn't work on windows 10.
This website is therefore no longer supported by windows until applocale
Is fixed.

713 ：anonymous：2015/09/09(水) 03:29:29.06 ID:2cLcdkR5!.net

I'm on windows 10 and I can still see Kanji.

714 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 03:44:15.63 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

The artillery duel took place in the border area between North and South Korea.
After the incident, a relative lull seems to be continued between the two countries.

715 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 08:04:37.35 ID:xvYutjJ7.net

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716 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 08:06:02.24 ID:xvYutjJ7.net

missed

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717 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 11:09:38.47 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

The typhoon No.18, packing strong winds and torrential rain, is likely to run through Aichi Prefecture and its vicinity.
Road and railway traffic in this area will be seriously disrupted by the typhoon.

718 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 13:00:43.19 ID:3m794pVg.net

By the way, I have a friend that has weak bowel.
One day he drove car, tolerating stomachache.
To get home early, he did a speeding offence.
A policeman stopped him and said.
"Please show your license."
The friend said. "Ah...I have...a bomb..."
The policeman said "Ha? What are you..."
Next moment, friend's bomb bursted with watery sounds.

719 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 13:06:17.87 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

It is said that Prime Minister is liable to way to hawkish demands from the United States.
The United States has called on the Japanese government to shoulder more of the defense burden to fit the changing world situation.

720 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 13:53:25.57 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

I am suffering from diabetes. One day, I fell forward and broke the right wrist because of low blood sugar. Now I am in a hospital for the operation. It is a little difficult for me to type sentences.

721 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/09(水) 14:34:18.38 ID:Q5UDSuCU.net

Germany called on European industrialized nations' leaders to work out measures to help ease the hardships of Syrian refugees.

722 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 16:38:22.53 ID:VXnwwc7C.net

I'm at Starbucks now. Today this stupid bitch my drink made forgot putting ice cubes fuck

723 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 16:52:50.36 ID:IBV97l4F.net

Did you know?

A person performing "Sutaba de Makku"(act of using a Mac laptop at Starbucks)
is seen as a "Isiki takai kei"(highly conscious people, often used ironically.)

724 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 16:59:09.68 ID:mnj4wR3A.net

>>716
prime minister Abe is in the photo?

725 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 17:01:50.73 ID:zjjSTnlC.net

Japanese must not take in refugees.

726 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 17:07:28.48 ID:VXnwwc7C.net

>>723
Oh I didn't know that. So many that kin of people at cafe in general. They are just acting. That's new.

727 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 19:45:09.31 ID:mnj4wR3A.net

"Sutaba de Makku"
I imagined a person who eats a mcdonald's meal at starbucks without permission.

728 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 19:58:01.22 ID:t+Tqcl7B.net

Ishiki takai-kei people can be seen recently all over Japan.
But is it just me or they look so "itai" people?!

729 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 20:17:45.03 ID:Zn2LmTkh.net

I'm not good at being friends with those who do such a behavior.
But, it maybe my selfish opinion.

730 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 20:22:05.00 ID:t+Tqcl7B.net

What behavior? Tapping laptops with a smug face at Starbucks?

731 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 21:31:41.63 ID:1xAKYYAk!.net

>>713

I mean within the site's coding

732 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 23:06:10.04 ID:7i9tdy0p!.net

I have about 300 porn doujins, 60 different manga series, 30 anime series
and about 15 visual novels and eroges currently on my computer all downloaded for FREE.
Jealous?

733 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 23:08:38.12 ID:7i9tdy0p!.net

Oh, and Xenoblade Chronicles too, but I'll probably never get around to playing it lol

734 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/09(水) 23:16:23.55 ID:t+Tqcl7B.net

You're hentai!

735 ：anonymous：2015/09/09(水) 23:44:05.65 ID:2cLcdkR5!.net

I agree. The rest of that porn is just fine but Xenoblade is too damn far, freak.

736 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/10(木) 03:35:15.92 ID:s7w7W49l.net

Most world leaders, and those of Japan in particular, are deeply concerned over a gloomy atmosphere on the Korean peninsula.

737 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/10(木) 15:53:49.61 ID:xHf8QtyU.net

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COgm_abUcAADiAt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/L3vF855.gif

eastern japan was attacked by super heavy rain, resulted in flooding a river and being submerged.
it reminds us 3.11 tsunami incident at 2011.
seems like bad things should be happened around the 11th.

http://22.snpht.org/150910153338.jpg
and also a poor cat was flushed away...

738 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/10(木) 16:48:22.60 ID:typbrJ0o.net

Torrential rain caused by the typhoon inundated the land for housing and submerged dozens of houses near the river in Ibaraki Prefecture,

739 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/10(木) 17:40:36.08 ID:typbrJ0o.net

A North Korean official complained that the United States is impeding the reunification of Korea.
So, the United States is promoting a military alliance among Japan, South Korea and the United States.
He said the United States has adopted a hostile policy toward Pyongyang.

740 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/10(木) 18:38:09.23 ID:typbrJ0o.net

Some experts said that the electric power company and the government showed no inclination to try and learn from the Soviet nuclear accident in 1986, causing the disaster at a nuclear power plant in Fukushima.

741 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/10(木) 18:42:09.09 ID:UlNgIFLB.net

I'm horny now.

742 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/10(木) 22:48:04.35 ID:UlNgIFLB.net

Awwww

http://up.pandoravote.net/up4/img/panflash00094464.jpg

743 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 00:48:05.24 ID:YAqkeIVu.net

○nyaa
×meow

744 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:16:11.01 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

I can't sleep. What I need now is someone I can cuddle with.

745 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:17:11.80 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

But I'm forever alone. So that won't happen.

746 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:18:44.45 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

And I'll die miserably in a small apartment. Alone.

747 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:20:15.52 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

But no one will care. Even my family won't give a shit. But that's the way it is.

748 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:23:00.04 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

I have to learn to accept that life just is what it is. It just is what it is.

749 ：anonymous：2015/09/11(金) 01:26:16.20 ID:jq1kqv1x!.net

Have you thought about fixing your life instead of being satisfied with something you hate?

750 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 01:40:52.72 ID:0nRN2b7l.net

Hi!
I read this thread for the first time.
I have to say you guys are very very good at English.

I started studying English about two months ago,
and I found that speaking English is a very hard thing to do.
Of course I took some English classes in junior high and high school
so I can understand basic grammar, I sometimes enjoy English movies or books.
But expressing my feelings or thoughts is a whole other thing.
Whenever people talk to me, I freeze like a complete moron.
My brain stops. My vision becomes all white, I even can't see the person's face.
Only simple word (or broken sentence) is coming out from my mouth,
it is impossible to form a dicent sentence, not mention my poor pronunciation.

You guys seem so fluent, but only in writing?
Or can you speak English as good as you can write?
If you can pleeeease give me some advice!
I know there is a lot work to do, but I don't know where to start.
初投稿で長文ごめんなさい

751 ：anonymous：2015/09/11(金) 01:57:57.96 ID:jq1kqv1x!.net

I can't say much about learning English but from my experience learning Japanese so far,
the best thing that you can do is listen to people speak the language you want to learn.
Doing that for Japanese helped me more than two years of classes.
You could try to watch American news, movies, or other things with Japanese subtitles.
If you do it often, you will be much more comfortable speaking English.

752 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 04:28:20.57 ID:/Tcm7hcs.net

>>750
The reason you end up being like that must be lack of experience of using English ,and talking with English speakers.
this KOPIPE will help you to be fluent speaker

Think in English

Achieve real English fluency by thinking in English.
While this takes skill, when you are able to think in English instead of in your native language,
you'll know that you've really mastered the language. As you go throughout your day, try to think about
what you're doing in English. Don't translate from your native language. Actually use English as a starting point.
The more you do this, the closer you will get to fluency.

753 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/11(金) 04:35:45.17 ID:XbFp5WAz.net

A half million high school students and graduates applied for this year's nationwide standard test which was also used by many private universities.
It is a foregone conclusion that the higher education is only for the elite has now been discarded.

754 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/11(金) 05:16:04.18 ID:XbFp5WAz.net

College education in Japan has become so common that it does not necessarily guarantee high social status.

755 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 06:07:56.92 ID:Reap1uj7.net

Typhoon and massive river flood of Kinugawa was devastating, I saw a man catching utility pole above flood water.
He seems to be helped in the end.

756 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/11(金) 06:21:05.86 ID:XbFp5WAz.net

Some experts contend that foreseeing a flood of that immensity is beyond human capability.

757 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 06:44:36.27 ID:Reap1uj7.net

Warning of heavy rain in Tochigi has been canceled. Ibaraki is still on alert. My cellular phone has just now told me.

758 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 07:35:24.59 ID:6zCDBS0D.net

People in the area must not approach hills at the back on the alert for landslides.

759 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/11(金) 08:47:25.14 ID:XbFp5WAz.net

Inflicting heavy damage near the Kinu River, SDF men helped evacuate the residents living in the flood-stricken areas.
The residents were taken to safety by helicopters.

760 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 09:53:35.29 ID:Reap1uj7.net

Massive flood has attacked another area, Oosaki City in Miyagi prefecture.
I'm now watiching the disastrous scene through my cellphone. Incredible and heartbreking.

761 ：750：2015/09/11(金) 10:33:50.03 ID:EqmiWz+p.net

>>751,752
Thanks for your comment.
I will try to watch American programs more and think in English.

762 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 14:06:46.17 ID:0ZZXHtiA.net

Jun,who talked about learning English on Youtube the other day,said he became good at speaking English within three months
by refuting people who think two atomic bombs were justice.
His video is benefical to me.
I continue to refute anti-Japan people.

763 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 14:11:05.52 ID:ZrlmDQFw.net

>>762
Awwwww I like his videos! Although I don't like the way he speaks lol

True! I used to post this kind of comments such as "free Tibet! Free Uighur! You murderers chinks! on chinky related videos on YouTube.

It worked. My England got better (I think)

764 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 14:39:24.32 ID:ZrlmDQFw.net

Oops *english

765 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/11(金) 15:04:18.96 ID:XbFp5WAz.net

A certain linguist says it's much easier for most Japanese to translate English into Japanese than the other way around.

766 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 16:19:06.87 ID:0ZZXHtiA.net

>>763
He is very Ikemen,though his mouth is a little bit slanting.

767 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 17:14:06.15 ID:5OYfQ2km.net

What gives you that idea ?

768 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 17:44:59.06 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

His hair is ikemen-ish but not his face :P

769 ：５１２Ｍ ◆n0YSsccsgc ：2015/09/11(金) 17:54:21.94 ID:XbFp5WAz.net

At the ceremony, the Chinese leader stressed that China will not have a military power and no incursion to abroad.

770 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 17:57:03.50 ID:VjgMr1s5.net

You are hard markers.
If he was a girl,he would be a busakawa like Yoshioka,who is Ikimonogakari singer.
Busakawa is not busaiku.

771 ：oli：2015/09/11(金) 20:07:07.67 ID:uMU4A192!.net

first time posting here.

772 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 20:16:21.06 ID:Reap1uj7.net

Speaking or writing idiomatic English is very difficult for me. Every time I speak or write English, I find numerous errors.

773 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 20:36:11.62 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

I want a new car.

774 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 21:51:04.65 ID:2rrNq2bA.net

Buy anything you want.

775 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 22:06:57.12 ID:7Qc8fX/P.net

I want a bulky car like a lot of Americans have.

776 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 23:05:49.55 ID:2rrNq2bA.net

Iine!Iine!

777 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2015/09/11(金) 23:20:28.58 ID:2rrNq2bA.net

very kimoi

778 ：臭い米国人：2015/09/12(土) 00:15:49.92 ID:7EzGjvcO!.net

>>775
It depends on the area, but the most common cars around here are ford trucks.
As you move into the city though, the cars are generally getting smaller and smaller.

If you would like to see some examples of the various cars that are driven in America, I recommend this youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/RegularCars

It is all in English though! So I don't know how easy his humor will be for you to understand.