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Question 1-4 refer to the following article.

　To drink or not to drink, that is the question.
　To see pussy or not to see pussy, that is the answer!
　The Las Vegas municipal code allows establishments that serve
liquor to feature topless, but not bottomless, dancers. If an establishment
serves soft drinks only, the dancers can take it all off. Apparently,
the city lawmakers came to the conclusion that if a man is drinking
alcohol, he cannot handle looking at pussy. If he's drinking Pepsi, then
pussy's fine. God only knows what kind of atrocities might be committed
by a man under the simultaneous influence of beer and pussy.
　To be sure, this particular bit of regulation affects a lot more than
just whether or not you're going to see female genitalia in a Las Vegas
strip club. The overall quality of the stage shows, the age and talent of
the dancers, and the amount of physical contact you can expect during
lap dances and VIP-room shows are all essentially determined by this
beer-for-pussy trade-off. As a general rule, the topless clubs are about
drinking, lap dancing, and darkness, while the nude clubs are about
younger dancers and better stage shows.