Need (limited) help from a native speaker?

1 ：Stupid dood (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 196a-59kE)：2017/03/22(水) 06:12:21.04 ID:+p7wz0hQ0.net

As the title says I'm a native speaker, and at this moment I've got
nothing to do, so if anybody wants to ask me a question about vernacular
English or English speaking countries I'd be happy to help.