Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 208

1 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/03(火) 19:06:46.04 ID:33boLpCs0.net

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Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 207
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

101 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 13:21:23.05 ID:ySx8OmNr0.net

I will advise you to have real friends in reality.

102 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 14:50:14.68 ID:tRmm2JWH0.net

>>101
I don't want to make friends with Americans.

103 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 14:58:25.88 ID:iOQXzwyE0.net

Americans are stinky. They should put on deodorant before going out.

104 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 15:12:56.80 ID:GvRMQmhF0.net

>>99
how reacted the thecher after seeing this?

105 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 15:13:40.83 ID:GvRMQmhF0.net

>>97
thanks.anyway i blocked this link.

106 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 16:50:02.09 ID:/ENU5Fz7a.net

https://i.imgur.com/wkMM2rL.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/mfKlAMs.jpg

107 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:12:50.65 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

You should never politicize any disasters.
And you completely misunderstood the situation. The Prime Minister stay informed about the disasters. Commanding rescue effort and holding press conference are completely different things.

Again, do not try to politicize natural disasters just only because the timing of press conference. Do not!

108 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:21:06.89 ID:/ENU5Fz7a.net

This disaster was aggravated by the weak and incompetent Abe administration. They are de facto murderers.

109 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:31:51.79 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

And he clearly instructed the maximum rescue effort at least by 7 July.
Who can criticize this as late.
You keep writing nasty things from World Cup to this disaster.
I want to know what drives you.

110 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:34:01.28 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

>>108
You are completely wrong. You should see the things squarely.

111 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:36:12.77 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

And you should heed the choice of words.

112 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:36:15.02 ID:Nxdr1/DAM.net

Your whole sentences make me laugh. I’m pretty sure you’re living in a fancy dreamland.

113 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:42:53.46 ID:Nxdr1/DAM.net

Someone is furious lol

Maybe one of those short-tempered Abe worshippers aka ネトウヨ?

114 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:47:28.46 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

As always you switch to smartphone and acting as if another person.
That means you don't have any confidence in your opinion.

115 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 17:55:43.53 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

>>113
It's a typical response. Labeling others who have different opinions as right wing or something.
That kind of cheap characterizing only debunks who you are.
And unfortunately, I'm the last person to be called right wing.

116 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 18:00:52.04 ID:Nxdr1/DAM.net

lol

117 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 18:07:45.94 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

You showed your limitation in all senses.
You cannot retort in a sensible way just saying lol or you are right wing!
It's deplorable indeed.

118 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 18:13:49.14 ID:Nxdr1/DAM.net

Right now I’m doing shopping. But anyway, it seems lime someone is angry ~~

119 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 18:15:16.06 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

It's laughable. Only you can do is running away. Miserable indeed.

120 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 18:18:32.39 ID:Nxdr1/DAM.net

Someone is angry ~~~. Just look at comments this thing posted here. So laughable, indeed.

121 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 18:33:30.96 ID:bVE94o2T0.net

You gave me enough information to tell who you are. Thanks a bunch!

122 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 19:11:13.75 ID:8Q1uw0dy0.net

Hi, I bet you guys are all familiar with the moments that on the train you get an accidental boner when a girl standing in front pushes her butt right up against you as if she's seducing you by doing so.

And I just had one. Thanks.

123 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 21:35:40.91 ID:D0fhtEYM0.net

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124 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/11(水) 22:40:13.01 ID:EdvSuQYfM.net

This thread is very nice.

But,Take a look at sister site as listed below because you’ll see a new world.

http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4


That's ok if you don't come to the site.

125 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 07:02:48.99 ID:nG+CTGj4M.net

Ayataka has a good taste in houjicha too.

126 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 15:29:40.85 ID:qBLZGBmy0.net

https://i.imgur.com/d4qjtOF.jpg

127 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 16:30:58.19 ID:FmLI6TLL0.net

meaningless propaganda. you should have better things to do.

128 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 18:21:37.27 ID:qBLZGBmy0.net

So far over 200 people in afflicted areas are dead in the aftermath of the torrential rains and slow rescue efforts by the Abe administration.

129 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 19:36:19.34 ID:tRrA8uTB0.net

I honestly believe when the rain killed off those people, Abe was indifferently taking a shower while humming in his stupid face. Because I can easily picture that.

130 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 19:42:13.25 ID:zq6INC1Ra.net

>>129
Though I don't support him, it would be none of his business. Any politician should not be judged by such an attitude or appearance. I have a cool view point about it.

131 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 19:45:41.65 ID:qBLZGBmy0.net

I don’t trust Abe for so many reasons. Also his wife.

132 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 20:08:59.73 ID:Xjnf34Vy0.net

you just want to politicize it, don't you?

133 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 20:26:38.21 ID:qBLZGBmy0.net

https://i.imgur.com/mDR1SZS.jpg

134 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 20:37:21.29 ID:tRrA8uTB0.net

Of course, must be cool for any junior high schooler to have a nihilistic viewpoint like that, hah?
In reality, it's all about the acting skills and how you look serious about tragic events like this so people will recognize him as a reliable and compassionate leader, which will eventually benefit him in many ways.
You see? Everyone wins in this scenario. That's politics.

135 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 21:01:23.57 ID:Xjnf34Vy0.net

Who will be impressed by these exchanges.
To be more accurate, I wonder who you address.
Honesty, I know your intention but you did it too much so that no one will be impressed.

136 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 21:40:45.30 ID:tRrA8uTB0.net

So you mean like I'm your Abe now? Ouch!

137 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/12(木) 21:52:41.48 ID:qBLZGBmy0.net

Touché!


Lol

138 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/13(金) 14:13:49.79 ID:yE0isMlz0.net

I've been getting a lot of smegma recently.

139 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/13(金) 15:00:40.38 ID:1x5BhP5gM.net

Make sure you wash it well

140 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/13(金) 21:35:25.40 ID:B1vu6rXv0.net

Are you from Australia?

141 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 12:33:00.74 ID:bkye/kfy0.net

How do I move to Japan with no college degree and no work experience?

142 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 13:03:35.65 ID:R2Y+OoUD0.net

by swimming

143 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 13:08:24.04 ID:bkye/kfy0.net

Can I just walk in with a tourist visa and find a job?

144 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 13:57:13.07 ID:fWMCxQBbp.net

My 5 years old sister said no.

145 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 14:39:10.07 ID:fCtsivVI0.net

brilliant girl

146 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 16:26:10.39 ID:HnlKcmEEa.net

>>142
lol

147 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 17:49:22.21 ID:rQVzvS+j0.net

today is dangerously hot in jpn.
go swim or be secluded in house.

148 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 18:06:51.51 ID:HnlKcmEEa.net

This heat is killing me. how can I evade this Xp

149 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 19:09:18.34 ID:6Il0PyU40.net

A cute cat strays into my house. Before entering my house he stared me through the window. He might think I allowed him to enter... but I can't keep you stay here.

150 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 19:12:52.18 ID:mq8Yn8Zt0.net

Cats are very cunning animals. Do you know that?

151 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/14(土) 19:34:23.41 ID:6Il0PyU40.net

Really? Then, we'll be compatible lol.
Speaking of lol, a same name music group grabbed my heart recently. They can be alternative to AAA.

152 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 03:38:26.09 ID:T7Yonhr+0.net

I live in Arizona, you guys don't even know what true heat is.

153 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 07:32:01.90 ID:+idznRLd0.net

I am a software developer with high skill,but not satisfied with myself.
I will continue to make progress.

154 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 13:47:03.36 ID:LB0g51IK0.net

>>152
But it’s dry there.

155 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 15:09:22.52 ID:6h/Qtvv7M.net

>>155
How about your salary?
Satisfied?

156 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 16:10:33.01 ID:Azcu1mKY0.net

He's right. In the strict sense I think humidity is the key factor that influences your perception of the heat.
I flew to Okinawa few years ago in the summer. Once I took a step outside the plane, it almost felt like I just got into a sauna because of its hellishly hot & humid weather.

157 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 17:01:54.21 ID:Ugac341cM.net

https://i.imgur.com/jPC8yoe.jpg

158 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 20:40:33.71 ID:B9TfuAjU0.net

>>156
Is it right? They say it's more comfortable in Okinawa than in Tokyo especially in the summer. One of the most hellish climates of the world is found in the mainland of Japan because hot and humid atmosphere which comes from the equator falls around Tokyo. It is also true in case of the winter.

159 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 22:01:31.16 ID:fLQ07UfF0.net

It's too hot to go to beaches anymore.
Statistics shows that the number of people going to the sea in summer are rapidly declining.
Summer becomes dangerously hot. We have no choice but to attribute this to global warming.

160 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 22:06:55.24 ID:Azcu1mKY0.net

>>158
You didn't get my point. I meant your simple measurement of the temperature will be relatively less crucial in terms of determining whether people would actually feel it hot being there.
So instead I thought humidity was the one that plays the key role there. Also, you can't compare your subjective observation to those of others. Some people say it's hotter in Tokyo, others might not.
(Though I didn't say anything about Okinawa is the hottest area in Japan) And Okinawa is way closer to the equator than Tokyo.
I think you are referring to a phenomenon called "Heat Island", means the temperature will be higher in densely-populated areas due to the higher rate of its people's activities.

161 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 22:24:28.76 ID:fLQ07UfF0.net

It's clear humidity affects how people feel the heat. Some air conditioners have functions not to lower temperatures too much while keeping humidity low. This is very useful function.

Kyoto city renews the record of temperatures. 38 Celsius degree is unbelievable.

162 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 23:27:03.58 ID:6h/Qtvv7M.net

>>162
This thread is very nice.

But,Take a look at sister site as listed below because you’ll see a new world.

http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4


That's ok if you don't come to the site.

163 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/15(日) 23:29:37.66 ID:LB0g51IK0.net

>>161
Do you know 除湿 mode actually costs more than 冷房 mode?

164 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/16(月) 12:30:05.05 ID:rqleXsQ+a.net

>>160
I understand you just mention the humidity on how people feel it hot, but it is determined not only by how close to the equator the place is.
I just wanted to say the hellish climate with high humidity is brought about by the climate change. The atmosphere heated near to the equator once fell down on a lower latitude before, but now it falls down just around the main island of Japan.

165 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/16(月) 15:16:48.73 ID:3rgKU5fp0.net

https://i.imgur.com/JYmAqof.jpg

This is why Japan is a hentai country.

166 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/16(月) 17:44:17.64 ID:N1uIBXJo0.net

amazonpurraimudeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

167 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/16(月) 21:30:18.73 ID:N1uIBXJo0.net

https://22.snpht.org/1807162128354194.jpg
practice Zen meditation and cool down!
killing two birds with one stone

168 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/16(月) 23:47:34.09 ID:EcqAGlXS0.net

Is this photoshopped? I cannot believe my eye.

169 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/16(月) 23:58:06.77 ID:wK7hIibqM.net

This thread is very nice.

But,Take a look at sister site as listed below because you’ll see a new world.

http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4


That's ok if you don't come to the site.

170 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 00:00:20.03 ID:1bLpA+tNM.net

>>169

> https://22.snpht.org/1807162128354194.jpg
> practice Zen meditation and cool down!
> killing two birds with one stone



Wisdom of human kind !

171 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 17:25:02.57 ID:PIvj7KVI0.net

I visited Tokyo last summer; I didn't think much of the heat until I got on a train after working up a sweat on a stroll around town.

Terribly awkward.

172 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 17:44:34.39 ID:lG/j4bJ9M.net

Whar really awkward about gaijins is the way they eat onigiri from combini. They don’t know how to unfold it properly.... so awkward.... lol

173 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 18:56:37.08 ID:n73IHn/f0.net

So frustrating that my company commits its hardest to some eco-action bullshit. Thanks to that, the A/C in my office are set at like 30 fucking degrees. I'm not even sure if it's working at all.
Some of my colleagues even fan themselves using uchiwa. Preserving the environment is important, but isn't that too ridiculous to strictly follow those standards when people are distracted from their own work.

174 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 20:56:05.09 ID:6zYhzvV/0.net

>>172
just eat and consume these plastic films to alleviate enviromental burden.

175 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 21:07:23.71 ID:EgHtuQPy0.net

Many governments are banning plastic straws. Someday Japan will follow suit. Plastic films for onigiri will also be banned by the time.

...I'm surprised by the fact that voice recognition can recognize the word: onigiri.

176 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 21:09:05.90 ID:6zYhzvV/0.net

japanese should use bamboo sheet to wrap onigiri instead of plastic.

177 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 21:26:04.58 ID:hKi2i3hs0.net

That’s so samurai.

178 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/17(火) 22:45:35.26 ID:PIvj7KVI0.net

>>175
It will be dark times when we are forced to use paper straws.

179 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 00:59:42.77 ID:7ACrBc/a0.net

hey fucking guys

180 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 01:37:47.35 ID:i0pKC59Ba.net

>>180

> hey fucking guys


Go to hell.

181 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 02:53:12.00 ID:zF9iEZQJ0.net

fuck my anal please

182 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 06:40:17.31 ID:WFU5CG5S0.net

What is the paper straws?

183 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 06:44:25.93 ID:WFU5CG5S0.net

It's too hot today at least. you are going to your job with much sweat of your back.

184 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 12:25:58.29 ID:zwJvBpj3M.net

Did you know today is an emoji day? Apple is celebrating the day. It’s kinda annoying because Apple is acting like it invented emoji. We Japanese invented emoji. Apple is acting like Koreans.

185 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 12:55:43.68 ID:go9pH6gP0.net

Someone may keep writing nasty things. There are many あぼーん.

186 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 13:39:55.30 ID:qBg74pG9M.net

This thread is very nice.

But,Take a look at sister site as listed below because you’ll see a new world.

http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4


That's ok if you don't come to the site.

187 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 17:35:24.61 ID:NuB/N0D60.net

>>184
yes. phones with camera are also invented by japanese. we should refrain using iphone.

188 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 17:43:13.52 ID:h7mgbul1a.net

Hi guys. I'm very sleepy for all this afternoon. I kee fighting with the sleepy demon !!

189 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 19:52:21.29 ID:bCqSnx7h0.net

On your daily commute to your workplaces you are promised to encounter many of strange people whose actions sometimes you can't bear watching straight.
One time I ran into this sick weirdo who had a big smile on his face all alone.
At first, I thought he was just chatting with a girl next to him, because he was totally facing on her direction.
But I couldn't quite tell since I always listen to music while on trains.
When I watched two of them closely, I noticed the girl looked very uncomfortable as he was closing his face on her.
Yes. He was a retarded molester. To my shocking surprise, he then started smelling her hair while smiling, and the girl was just too afraid to do anything about it.
Had been a while I saw a thing that genuinely made me sick back that day.

190 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 20:10:57.15 ID:5PbawEcN0.net

Like this guy?

https://i.imgur.com/dtK7ms0.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/D4pDAX9.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/WUrLM22.jpg

191 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 20:22:32.76 ID:uCknOIu90.net

My NG list is growing up.

192 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 20:33:35.63 ID:qBg74pG9M.net

>>192
I don't think this guy is criminal actually.

193 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 20:34:51.08 ID:bCqSnx7h0.net

>>190
The guy is just a puppy compared to that psychotic acne-faced fucker. Plus he kinda looks cute in a way and his crime.

194 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 20:39:24.42 ID:NuB/N0D60.net

>>190
is a 33s guy ozisan?

195 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 20:49:21.02 ID:zwJvBpj3M.net

>>193
No. He is a pervert. He used to play with his nipples while staring at his target. But one way it escalated into playing with his dick and then he was arrested.

196 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 20:50:07.51 ID:zwJvBpj3M.net

*one day

197 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 21:36:44.17 ID:bCqSnx7h0.net

>>195
OK, now that's a pervert.

198 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 22:28:57.36 ID:SECQN1430.net

tfw japs are so bad at english that English channels are always dead

199 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 22:37:15.65 ID:5PbawEcN0.net

I’m staying at a hotel right now and I’m so bored that I just started watching some porn on TV and I’m kinda shocked to realize that blurring is so strong!

200 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2018/07/18(水) 22:55:08.17 ID:0km+yRoN0.net

>>198
but most people here are better than you.