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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 209

1 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2018/11/04(日) 18:19:45.98 ID:j2UNlKn0a.net
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Previous Thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 208
https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1530612406/

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

シリアス:https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1509105279/

QandA:https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1511609018/

908 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 16:20:40.69 ID:tcFjsjOC0.net
>>907
I’m a virgin, but I still want to masturbate.

909 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 20:21:50.90 ID:gsaVQMEMH.net
>>907
Go hospital!

910 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 20:22:23.33 ID:gsaVQMEMH.net
>>908
Carry on!
Not to write down here.

911 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 20:24:13.52 ID:xa0gGEYN0.net
Do you guys know how to enlarge your penis without getting physical surgeries?

912 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 20:33:06.90 ID:d0+CBr/A0.net
Is your penis small?

913 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 20:39:28.95 ID:gsaVQMEMH.net
>>905
If they are cheap I agree.

914 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 21:02:24.30 ID:gsaVQMEMH.net
>>912
Why are you so freak out here?

915 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 21:08:25.08 ID:gsaVQMEMH.net
I am planning to make food chat thread.
Everybody what do you think?

916 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 21:20:58.88 ID:xa0gGEYN0.net
My cousin is going to take a college entrance exam in a few months. Apparently he wants to get into Keio. I was secretly hoping he will not get in.

Fingers crossed!

917 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 22:15:33.28 ID:gsaVQMEMH.net
>>916
Why do you want him to get 躓き?

918 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 22:26:02.09 ID:TUGp/gSy0.net
>>911
Some say grabbing your penis tight in the root for a couple of seconds then releasing it might help increase your size.
With all the blood pumped into your penis and you blocking its way out by holding it, he has to find some way to deal with it.
So by growing himself up, he now can contain any extra amount of blood flowing in. That's how the penis physics works.

919 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 22:55:50.67 ID:nzHMHqAk0.net
>>918
I bet that will only leave you a finger printed penis for the rest of your life.

920 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/17(木) 23:02:52.24 ID:TUGp/gSy0.net
>>919
I know exactly how hard of the gripping he likes it

921 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 00:14:42.54 ID:PGxKeRA30.net
>>917
If he gets in Keio, I will be the worst underdog in my whole family lineage. You know, I am a F-ranked graduate...

922 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 01:12:14.00 ID:tXpsjwega.net
>>918
Stop it.stop it.

923 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 01:18:46.75 ID:tXpsjwega.net
Actually Planet express is so fine for bringing stuffs to Japan purchasing on
Amazon.

924 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 01:24:27.65 ID:tXpsjwega.net
Yesterday is the day of the Kobe big earthquake.

925 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 01:31:47.93 ID:tXpsjwega.net
>>926
The idea hit my mind.You're gay.
Correct?

926 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 01:47:28.82 ID:tXpsjwega.net
Now you can see very big problem happened just in front of your eyes.Dude.

See the sentense above.

I have translated a famouse sentense of japanese local dialog in faouse place.

Where is it? and What is it? Think!

927 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 02:21:39.65 ID:7Mp4LI5gM.net
If I were a doctor I would cure the cancer.

928 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 12:14:06.55 ID:FY7WqjzS0.net
>>918
This way probably do us harm.

929 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 19:14:34.74 ID:a3POfMQaM.net
Why is that all Sophia uni graduates are all snobbish?!

930 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 21:12:28.73 ID:eFoD8NfuH.net
>>921
F rank is nothing unusuall.

>>930
What?

931 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 21:15:47.12 ID:eFoD8NfuH.net
>>930
Cathoric education.Joke.

932 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 21:16:49.40 ID:AqhVR48KF.net
There's another message board which makes you so happy.Come and join for killing time.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

933 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 22:49:04.04 ID:NL8obu0nM.net
Many japanese do not speak english.
I guess that's the end of tribe.

934 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/18(金) 23:03:13.63 ID:NL8obu0nM.net
Chat in english 英語で雑談 "for food"
https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1547820146/

935 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/19(土) 16:20:17.00 ID:O7n+Gr7t0.net
Guys! I have a date today!

936 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/19(土) 16:30:31.54 ID:YFF41/ssd.net
With your boyfriend? Are you a homosexual?
It's okay, SAME😁

937 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/19(土) 21:49:44.05 ID:bA0/XHQw0.net
>>935
Did you have sex?

938 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 00:02:57.31 ID:pt4touiF0.net
Right now he's either having sex or curled up alone in his bed thinking over where he went wrong.

939 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 00:46:42.93 ID:8chSniVj0.net
口コミサイトで知った「アマゲン株式NOTE」
毎週読んでるけど凄くお宝銘柄見つけてくる。短期ばっかりだけど

940 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 00:58:27.86 ID:/sT51NZ3a.net
>>940
Write in english is the only way to express yourself here.

941 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 02:17:45.53 ID:fTajw8dV0.net
Where is >>940 ?

942 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 07:31:16.07 ID:/sT51NZ3a.net
Where do you want to go out to getting out of Japan if the society break down ?

943 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 13:25:14.20 ID:MXIgxkxw0.net
I would go underground.

944 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 14:16:27.91 ID:MXIgxkxw0.net
What would you order in 餃子の王将?

945 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 14:51:34.96 ID:FAcTkwHpa.net
who the hell is she?
https://i.imgur.com/PZ22HgY.jpg

946 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 15:42:49.21 ID:MXIgxkxw0.net
Why would you ask me that?

947 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 16:21:26.06 ID:4hoZlCDip.net
I’m writing this sentence with Grammarly keyboard which actually kind of good.
Do you have any recommend the iOS application for learning English?

948 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 21:41:22.59 ID:4X/e5xm/H.net
>>946
Fried rice.Very nice.

949 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 21:42:02.68 ID:4X/e5xm/H.net
>>947
A royal member.

950 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 21:42:54.70 ID:4X/e5xm/H.net
One of the royal membders.

951 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/20(日) 22:04:00.78 ID:RXqOT4lm0.net
Guys! So, I went on a date with this guy and sat togetber in a cafe and then he took out a notebook from his backpack.

You know what happened next?

So many junks came from it... The quetion is can you date with a “horder”?

Me no likey!

952 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/21(月) 06:55:55.26 ID:rSWL4Mlca.net
>>953
Oh!
You're a girl...

953 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/21(月) 08:21:35.67 ID:p4wnIfeZr.net
horder?
what's that?

954 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/21(月) 08:22:57.96 ID:p4wnIfeZr.net
>>951
I can't get that enough.
So please explain.

955 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/21(月) 11:40:27.38 ID:ptOnWfa/0.net
I love the 軌跡 series.

956 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/21(月) 12:04:39.09 ID:rSWL4Mlca.net
>>957
TV program?

957 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2019/01/21(月) 12:30:41.80 ID:OOnxfdwd0.net
>>951
You don't like him, do you?

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