これ誰か意味を教えてくれ

1 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2019/03/03(日) 23:27:21.80 ID:/xHN5qde0.net

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

https://twitter.com/dustinkcouch/status/1057094474227240960?s=21
(deleted an unsolicited ad)

2 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2019/03/03(日) 23:32:27.19 ID:/xHN5qde0.net

多分、月から帰ってきた宇宙飛行士が月の化け物を殺すためにピストルを持ってロケットに戻ってったってこと？
だとしてなんでこの文がこんな拡散されてるのかよく分からん

3 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2019/03/03(日) 23:37:32.31 ID:wln+z4+Oa.net

月が追いかけてくる幻覚に苛まれて自殺しに行ったってことじゃないの？

4 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2019/03/03(日) 23:47:01.68 ID:/xHN5qde0.net

そもそもhauntedの意味から間違ってたんか...
なんとなく文章全体の意味はわかったんだけどこの文章はどこに話題性があるん？

5 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2019/03/04(月) 02:19:20.31 ID:HyxnquIm0.net

>>2
コイツが狂ってるか宇宙人がいるかのどちらかだからだろ

6 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｽｯﾌﾟ Sd1f-pzkF)：2019/10/26(土) 05:49:07 ID:w700OV/Hd.net

Japanese minister steps down after accusations of bribing voters with crab and melons


25 Oct, 2019 09:22 / Updated 6 hours ago


Japanese Economy and Trade Minister Isshu Sugawara has been forced to resign after being accused of bribing voters in his district with seafood and fruit.
“I feel deeply ashamed of myself to resign in the middle of the tenure amid many pending issues. I apologize,” the politician said on Friday after he announced that he would be stepping down.

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe accepted Sugawara’s resignation, saying “the responsibility lies with me for having appointed him.”

Japan’s strict election laws ban officials from offering gifts and donations to their constituents.
Tabloids Shukan Bunshun and Maichini Shimbun reported that Sugawara’s office sent seafood and fruit to the voters at least 239 times in the 2000s.
The gifts included melons, crab, mandarin oranges, cod roe and salmon roe.

Shukan Bunshun also published a photo allegedly showing Sugawara’s secretary giving an envelope of 20,000 yen ($180) in condolence money to the family of his deceased supporter.
The politician’s office also sent funeral flowers ? typically white orchards ? to the families in his district.
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7 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2019/11/27(水) 15:38:59.91 ID:a7X5dZMN0.net

http://www.bofharchive.com/1995/bastard95-02.html
ここにある「EVERY TIME A COCONUT!」の意味がわからない
誰か教えてくれ