Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 225

1 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｱｰ Sab6-QQfy)：2023/08/04(金) 21:20:02.06 ID:wWq12bvta.net

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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

Sistersites:https://chat-in-english.memo.wiki/

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2 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 979d-ZpIH)：2023/08/09(水) 20:12:49.71 ID:9OAzTtBi0.net

fuck my brother
he should be dead with his fucking kids and fugly wife

thanks

3 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sab1-PCQR)：2023/08/10(木) 00:16:33.40 ID:T29r/dRNa.net

>>2
What was up?

4 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｵｯﾍﾟｹ Sre9-ZpIH)：2023/08/10(木) 17:12:02.05 ID:u3XoljLCr.net

my external hard disk specifically for porn is almost full. I need to delete some and sort out as well. but it is 8TB.

5 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sab1-LAtb)：2023/08/11(金) 15:42:26.74 ID:kbc1QCERa.net

I'm starting ten days' holiday today.

6 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｵｯﾍﾟｹ Sr63-ZpIH)：2023/08/11(金) 16:52:04.87 ID:OkK9FhLBr.net

fuck...! I hate fucking big brother. hope he gets in a traffic accident soon xoxo

7 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ eff6-7nyS)：2023/08/11(金) 17:07:37.02 ID:oQquRSBP0.net

give him the HDD as a farewell gift.

8 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 979d-ZpIH)：2023/08/11(金) 17:28:33.16 ID:Rj8aDD0q0.net

no. it's full of porn. i don't want to reveal my fetish.

9 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/12(土) 00:36:17.44 ID:dVNaYuIda.net

>>5
How could you put them together to ten?
Using 有休？

10 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/12(土) 10:31:39.11 ID:Mp/LOW4Fa.net

>>8
What kind of fetish habit do you have?

11 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-tAgC)：2023/08/12(土) 11:53:58.42 ID:6EO107y1a.net

>>9
Days 13, 14, and 15 are fixed holidays, and days 16, 17, and 18 are days that are encouraged to take a paid-off.

12 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 4e00-jc2y)：2023/08/12(土) 16:38:14.06 ID:jb0cfa/L0.net

>>10
big muscle

13 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/12(土) 23:55:48.34 ID:DDyMfg1na.net

>>12
Are you chin chin guy maybe?
Really?

14 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/12(土) 23:58:02.63 ID:t1IBaoC4a.net

>>6
Do you fuck to CCTV camera?

15 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/13(日) 00:03:20.96 ID:0dPaynvNa.net

>>4
8TB!
Do you collect 4k videos?

16 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｵｯﾍﾟｹ Srbb-jc2y)：2023/08/13(日) 15:51:33.02 ID:hzQSOCmvr.net

>>13
yas! I'm glad you remember me. yesterday I went to a local big spa and stayed there a whole day and saw at least 100 chinchins.

it's really difficult to find a big one. they are all practically the same size.

17 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｵｯﾍﾟｹ Srbb-jc2y)：2023/08/13(日) 15:52:55.84 ID:hzQSOCmvr.net

>>15
no. I don't have such good high resolution videos. I collect newly released videos in there. sometimes I deleted some but I can't catch up.

18 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 8a34-DXLR)：2023/08/13(日) 16:37:04.63 ID:oxd+MbWA0.net

I have been addicted to internet porn videos. It affected me quite badly. I was not able to focus on what I have to do due to my porn obsession.
Let me declare this.. from today, I am going to stay away from all porn contents.
I will do my best.

19 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 8a34-DXLR)：2023/08/13(日) 16:37:26.55 ID:oxd+MbWA0.net

Thank you

20 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/14(月) 02:20:33.12 ID:oFqQCws9a.net

>>18
humm...
You have a logical reason of porn collecting.

21 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ dff6-hwOQ)：2023/08/14(月) 13:55:26.62 ID:epudcaNq0.net

WTF, this thread is a den of fags.

22 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-tAgC)：2023/08/14(月) 14:26:12.97 ID:uHTS4tNTa.net

No! I'm a heterosexual.
I have been always wanting big tits and to motorboat.

23 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 639d-jc2y)：2023/08/14(月) 14:51:38.97 ID:VhHBuknW0.net

big tits are also rare.
if I were a girl, I would get boob job so that I could seduce men. F cup is ideal maybe?

24 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 639d-jc2y)：2023/08/15(火) 01:23:11.92 ID:otwhmjuk0.net

I thought the typhoon is super strong, but what is this?! no rain no wind?! not fun at all><

25 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 639d-jc2y)：2023/08/15(火) 02:11:40.61 ID:otwhmjuk0.net

today is the day you can get rakuten points. I just got 150000P. now I can be alive this month... phew!

26 ：【スパーキー（? ＾ヮ＾）】 ◆lZ7SDihezG4C (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 3a9d-JiiL)：2023/08/15(火) 05:58:36.06 ID:YDi3idvK0.net

hi crazies!@ <3

27 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-tAgC)：2023/08/15(火) 08:03:21.17 ID:7rJB4ELea.net

In Kobe, it is a strong wind but the rain isn't very strong so far.
I feel a bit cool.

28 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/15(火) 08:38:54.83 ID:kgZrHgMDa.net

>>22
motorboat?

29 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/15(火) 08:40:25.67 ID:kgZrHgMDa.net

>>25
To sell what did you get the point?

30 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-tAgC)：2023/08/15(火) 09:39:05.89 ID:7rJB4ELea.net

>>28
'motorboat' means pressing one's face between the female breasts, in short, ぱふぱふ.
Its origin derives from sounding like a motorboat when you breathe out shaking your head between the breasts.

31 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 8a34-DXLR)：2023/08/15(火) 10:30:27.55 ID:QK0+ew8J0.net

And the origin of ぱふぱふ is when Master Roshi in Dragonball series tried to press his face into Buruma's boobs.

32 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sac7-559s)：2023/08/16(水) 11:13:56.32 ID:umLuq/ZLa.net

Do you usually use bluesky?

33 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｵｯﾍﾟｹ Srbb-jc2y)：2023/08/17(木) 22:41:05.28 ID:zFT1Usc7r.net

I was in line at a supermarket today. this BBA suddenly cut the line and took my turn. I was at the moment annoyed so much. I yelled like "What the kind of education did you get?! fuck 老害" in Japanese. the store became so silent lol

34 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 2796-Pb+z)：2023/08/17(木) 23:30:23.52 ID:jM2KS3v00.net

Everyone has a few pains or sorrows on their back.
Even if you flop down, there’s no answer for you.

35 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ df89-jF5K)：2023/08/17(木) 23:40:15.10 ID:GaR0Gq/O0.net

That’s called Philosophy

36 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 73f1-LPy2)：2023/08/18(金) 16:25:12.84 ID:ySKCPAHB0.net

>>2
I used to dislike my brother, but I prayed for him instead. After a while, he became nicer, and I didn't hate him anymore.

37 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ df89-jF5K)：2023/08/18(金) 21:53:12.72 ID:bF11rxf40.net

That’s called Philosophy

38 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 3996-Oc6p)：2023/08/19(土) 00:57:46.03 ID:TEFCS+rj0.net

Hallelujah, it’s weekend.

39 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 719d-N/jl)：2023/08/19(土) 01:11:36.27 ID:OGtWBFS40.net

A week consists of Monday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Friday. You know?

40 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sa45-N+Vu)：2023/08/19(土) 01:17:21.10 ID:VLmNrBI/a.net

I'm sorry that the holidays will finish in the rest two days.
I wish I could be in bed eternally.

41 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 3996-Oc6p)：2023/08/19(土) 01:51:35.71 ID:TEFCS+rj0.net

shall I help you with granting your wish?

42 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW c19d-tS4m)：2023/08/19(土) 06:59:24.20 ID:DvXLwUbK0.net

make sure you write this ; give me all your money and land and house and everything to me in your dying will.

thank you.

43 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ｱｳｱｳｳｰ Sa45-+Dc1)：2023/08/19(土) 15:38:03.19 ID:3Eosqr4Ga.net

>>41
Are you introducing bad guy job?

44 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ c989-fe5F)：2023/08/19(土) 22:37:18.67 ID:WcQLOYP90.net

I have been going to Dr. Stretch for 3 months.
Dr. Stretch is kind of like a personal treatment that a licensed stretching trainer stretches all my muscles and joints so that I can enhance my flexibility and mobility of my body.
It is soooo painful during streatch, but I feel refresh and great after the treatment. I spend 7,000yen for one hour. I know it is a bit expensive, but I’m sure it worths it

45 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 3996-Oc6p)：2023/08/19(土) 22:55:31.42 ID:TEFCS+rj0.net

No sexual service? 🤔

46 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 719d-N/jl)：2023/08/19(土) 23:00:07.58 ID:OGtWBFS40.net

>>44
let the doctor stretch your cock